Jorge Probably Just Knows Me All Too Well

20 Jan

Remember how Jorge and I went out to a bar this weekend? Well I was super tired and left early around 2 am. Jorge walked me out to get a cab and told me “Don’t forget to call me when you get home so I know you got back ok!”

Well… I forgot.

I probably forgot because I was busy keeping the dogs from slamming into the back of my knee and causing me to collapse on the tile floor (happens a lot when I walk into the house).

Then I went straight to sleep (and by “sleep”, I mean read Hunger Games in the middle of the night) and turned the sound off on my cell phone so I could sleep in the next morning without interruptions.

Aaaand Jorge called me 10 times.

Finally around 3:30 a.m. I noticed my cell phone was lighting up, so I answered. Jorge told me he had been calling me non-stop and was really worried for my safety. How sweet!

OH. WAIT.

If he was so concerned about me being assaulted by a taxi driver and/or home intruder, why did he not come check on me after AN HOUR AND A HALF of not answering my phone?

I mean… I would have felt bad that he had to cut his night short because I forgot to call him when I got home… but still!

Then today my cell phone dies at the office (grrr). I just get an e-mail from him saying, “When you didn’t answer my calls today, I was worried you were kidnapped by a taxi driver.”

And yet he never showed up at my office to check on my safety.

I mean… I would have felt horrible that he had to take a bus to my office to check on my safety because my cell phone died… but still!

And this is exactly why I shouldn’t be trusted with a cell phone.

**Update:** I just confronted Jorge on this via e-mail, and his response was “Well if you’re kidnapped by a taxi driver what can I do? It’s not like you’ll be at home when I get there to rescue you.”

Touche.

10 Responses to “Jorge Probably Just Knows Me All Too Well”

  1. Meredith January 20, 2012 at 11:09 pm #

    hahaha. his last comment is funny =)

  2. KfromMichigan January 20, 2012 at 11:57 pm #

    Just like a MAN ….

  3. Kathryn January 21, 2012 at 12:14 am #

    Sometimes I take out the dog really late at night and I always tell Dan “if I’m not back in 5 minutes, call the police,” but he would never. He’d probably realize 3 hours later that I was still gone, then maybe call me once. Boys are ridiculous. I actually had a friend over the other night for some vino and apparently her boyfriend called a bunch of times and we didn’t hear her phone. He actually showed up at like 11:15pm to see if she was okay! I was shocked!

    Glad you’re alive 🙂

  4. Krysten Hartenstein (@WeirdGirlBlog) January 21, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

    Oh my gosh, I’m totally laughing out loud. Love the touche at the end.

  5. The Drama Mama January 21, 2012 at 9:02 pm #

    LOL! Jorge is hilarious. I love the touche. He is indeed a typical man.

    • Margaret@SingleandSane January 22, 2012 at 1:00 am #

      Thanks for making me laugh. And I’m really glad you weren’t kidnapped by a taxi driver. 😉

  6. Nikki January 31, 2012 at 4:57 am #

    He has a wild imagination like I do. Do people get kidnapped by taxi drivers often?

  7. murdocksmama January 31, 2012 at 12:29 pm #

    haha…I love it! The same thing would happen at our house!! 🙂

  8. GRRRL TRAVELER February 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm #

    Good response, Jorge! LOL. Men are funny.

  9. Ceri February 25, 2012 at 8:11 am #

    “Well if you’re kidnapped by a taxi driver what can I do? It’s not like you’ll be at home when I get there to rescue you.” – Pahahahahahaha! That really did make me laugh.

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